This my baby. My lil muffen aint she cute. 

You Cant Handel This

here is the story of the wors year of my klife in mini series form. Enjoy!

In the beginning I thought it was just a bad summer but in all actuality it was a vary bad year I think the best place to start is the last day of the year before, new years eve at 12am no less.

I had been trying to reach my friend ED O’Brien all of Christmas break, but never could reach him he was out either with friends or asleep. The thing was my church had waned to start a youth group and had selected a few of the prominent youth that everybody seamed to know and seamed to be very active in the church. I had been named one of those few by the pastor himself I was beginning to become his apprentice. It was my dream to become the pastor of a church. So, I made my ambitions and myself well known in the church.

As one of the selected teens in the church, I had to work with the others in our group and the pastor to find ways of getting all the teens in the church back together. We had to plan events that would bring them out.

The first event the kick off so to call it was the New Years Eve party. I volunteered to take the food committee I was in charge of food and drinks. I had to plan the menu and get help to actually prepare it. No problem I thought I got plenty of good friends. I asked all of my good friends if they would be interested in going to the party and that if the could or wanted I needed help deciding what to serve and to cook. I got three volunteers, my best friend Neal Curly, My friend Mathias Wasser, and Edward O'Brien. I had received confirmation from all but one, and once I did it was not what needed to hear he could not make it and worst of all he had known all week. So, that was that and I went to bed.

The next morning my mother had already started on the cookie, dough and I waited for her to be done. We had a lot to make and of the two friends I had, coming only one was going to the party and the other had to help his mom latter because they were having a double party so he could not stay long. The list was long we had a cookie tray consisting of five different cookies a fruit platter, two deferent types of meatballs, tuna salad, a cake and brownies. And my mother could only help with a little bit of the stuff due to her appointment.

My friends arrived just before my mother was about to get her self-ready to go out. We had to do the long and boring part. Bake the cookies. I was baking cookies from when she left to when the party started. I have to admit doing it with my friends did make it a lot more fun. I was happy as long as we had time. Then I had to make the peanut butter cookie dough with out my mothers help. Neal and Matt just laughed but I did it.

Look @ This

This is my friend Potato. Need I say more.

Happy Thanksgiving

I hope everyone’s turkey day was happy. Mine started out terribly. I was awoken by my cell phone. When I answered, it was my uncle asking where my family was. He proceeded to tell me dinner was at 4:30 and the time was now 5:00 PM. No one had told me, so I told him Id do my best. We did not get there until 6:30. My mother the pastry chief was put in charge of dissert. So, we had to go. When we got there everyone had eaten as I suspected but it was cool ones I ate I chatted with my family for a good bet then had a cream puff.

I could not eat too much because I was sick and high on allergy medicine. I was in a poor mode but my cousins helped me overturn that. My cousin tiffany is my buddy she is like a younger version of my aunt Lisa so we get along like peas and carrots. My cousin Lauren is like a little sister she makes it quite clear that she loves me and I love her just the same. My other cousins are good for joking around so it was cool to be with them. The one that is a workaholic did not show as expected due to his love of working.

The food was great and the only thing I would have changed was my sisters attitude but that is a different topic soon to come.

Normal People Worry Me.

Have you ever noticed how people in a mental institution claim they are sane. Yet, the people walking the streets claim they are insane in the membrane. Just goes to show you who is crazy and who is not.

It is my life mission to let the world know that the worlds has guan crazy and all those who find it necessary to hold on to their sane mind will be locked and kept from reproducing. I know you can tell by my views on any and everything that I am completely crazy therefore extremely capable to coincide with the rest of society. Its a well known law that majority rules and little did you know that the majority is crazy.

Let this be your outlook on life “ normal people worry me.”

My Friend

This my friend Gina at work. i bring out the crazy in her. This was also taken with my cell.

Just thought this was cool

A Noodle Scratcher

A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
leave your ans in comments

Phones Take Poor Pictures.

This is from when i was working at sears. glad thats over.

Here Is A lil Funny

My Mom sent this to me. Remember what I said yesterday still stands though.

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower, and spinach, green, yellow, and red vegetables of all kinds; so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's and Krispy Kreme. And Satan said, "You want hot fudge with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "I'll have another with sprinkles." And lo they gained 10 pounds.

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane, and combined them. And Woman went from size 2 to size 10.

So God said, "Try my fresh green salad."

And Satan presented crumbled Bleu Cheese dressing and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast! .

God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them."

And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut shrimp, butter dipped lobster chunks and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man's cholesterol went through the roof.

God then brought forth running shoes, so that his Children might lose those extra pounds.

And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control, so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And man and woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition.

Then Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats and added copious quantities of salt. And Man put on more po! unds.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might con sume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite.

And Satan created McDonald's and the 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then Lucifer said, "You want fries with that?" and Man replied, "Yes! And super size' em!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

And Satan created HMOs.