Double Holiday

Tomorrow is a double holiday, for me my friends, family, and all who read this cite. Tomorrow is April First, Also knowen as April Fools Day and the day in witch we remember the birth of the one who created V.0 Any Questions. That is correct Tommorrow April First 2005 Titus - Victor S. Bethea, II (AKA Gangstapreppy) will be 19 years old. so that means you have to Pull double pranks on evry one and tell a truth that is so far out that people will believe your are trying to pull an aprilfools. So thier you have it next year remember to take this holiday off.

Today is a Special Day

Today is the official "Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday"

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about?

SLAP THEM!

Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?

SLAP THEM!

Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?

SLAP THEM!

Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?

SLAP THEM!

Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce today as "SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!"

These are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.

* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.

* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.

* CURSING IS NOT MANDATORY! But, after you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" can be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and hey, do have a great day .

Happy Easter

Happy easter to all. Check back soon for the story of the fat man who wanted thick lunchmeat and kid who try to get thier parents.

For Jimmy

Harry Nilsson - Coconut Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime. She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?" "Now let me get this straight ", Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up, And say, 'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take, I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? I say, Doctor, doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say, Doctor, dooooctor, to relieve this belly ache?' Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together, Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better, Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up, Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning Wouh wouh wouh wouh wouh Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime. She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up, She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, Say "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say Doctor! let me get this straight". You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up, You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up, You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up, Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman!, Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together, Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better. Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both down Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning Woo Woo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I say Woo Woo, to relieve my belly ache, You say woo woo ain't there nothin' I can take, I say Woo woo, to relieve your belly ache, You say yah yah, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say Waah waah, to relieve this belly ache, I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say Doctor!, you such a silly woman!, Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together, Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better, Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up, Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the moooooorning, Yes, you call me in the morning, If you call me in the morning, then ill tell you what to do. X5