Saturday, August 12, 2006

Today's Phobia


Bogyphobia - Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.

The Bogeyman? Could someone explain what the hell that is.


Growing up I heard allot about him but never knew why he should be feared or what he may look like.

Friend or Not a Friend? HHHMMM

Ok its MySpace, the most popular way to stay connected and learn about people you don’t get to see or talk to on a regular basis. To be honest it is how I managed to keep most of my friends. To be honest my friends from Inndwelling and SMDP find this to be the best way to keep each other updated on the happenings of our lives.

However this MySpace is not foolproof there is the drawback of not knowing someone’s account name and chances are they chose not to fill out the real name section ,spelled their names some funky kind of way, or my favorite ,when you do a search on their real name you got a zillion other people with the same name.

I bet you think I am about to tell you some little secret on how to get around these drawbacks but HA HA I don’t blog about tech stuff and give out tips unless I am truly impressed with how it makes life easier.

My point behind all of this, the whole MySpace thing can be disappointing and sometimes in the worst way possible. It is how I have been able to figure out who was my friend in real life and who wasn’t. It also helped me find stuff out about people, things that you would normally call and tell all your friends about, lol, I didn’t get a call. And I normally get this. “yeah I talked to so and so and he is doing this” Then I say “why didn’t he tell me?’ And it ends with “Well He put it on MySpace.” Well what the hell, I thought he or she and I were friends, close enough that they would call and tell me shit. I don’t know maybe its just me, maybe my generation just don’t see the need for the telephone, and that if you cant do it through a computer it doesn’t need to be done. But if that were so why dose everyone have a cell phone?

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Today's Phobia

Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.
Or Normality.
Go See

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Normal People Worry Me

Its Ok I am Not Obsessed With it, I Dont Think.

Here is an odd question. Why do they make everything that you can think of bubble gum flavored, ice pops Hugs, hard candy and even ChapStik but no bubble gum flavored Kool-Aid . It has been known that people love the bubble gum flavor but the makers of Kool-Aid have not caught on to this. They keep experimenting with all these other flavors but refuse to try the basic bubble gum. It doesn’t make since. Oh Well.

Another odd bubble gum question why dose every bubble gum flavor have a name except the standard flavor. Its not plain gum because it actually dose have a flavor despite that is what we call it. And why isn’t their a plaine flavor gum. I mean gum that has no flavor to begin with. It would get rid of that whole disappointed factor that goes with extended chewing. You know that moment when you realize that your gum has suddenly lost flavor. I would buy it because you would get what you paid for and it would taste the same from beginning to end ….. Hopefully.

As you can imagine I love gum and who ever created it was a genius. Yes I know all the stories and ledgens about gum. I even know the true story but I am not here to give out trivia I am here to entertain with my titillating opinions.

Here is a cool time line about gum
http://inventors.about.com/od/gstartinventions/a/gum.htm
Don’t say I didn’t throw you a bone

Monday, August 07, 2006

Heres a thought!

Hey you got i an idea of something you want me to talk about on here or just want some advice? Email or call me. Victorsbii@gmail.com 1-484-461=7158

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Disappointingly Ugly!

Ok I don’t know hoe popular he is but word of him happened to grace upon my ears. I though it was all a joke and paid it no heed but then I herd about him, or it, again so I mentioned to it to someone finally who informed that that there are groups of people who believe that the universe was created by a giant glob of spaghetti with the ability to fly.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster, WOW how incredible. I hated to admit it but with no further knowledge of it I kind of wanted to believe it my self. I joked around at work with a guy who informed me that their was an actual church of the spaghetti monster. Some how he jokingly thought I may have been a member. You know its one of those thing that if you believe it then you are in the club.

So what did I do I allowed my curiosity to take me online. The guy had a pirate fish as his desktop wallpaper.. I asked what was with the fish and he told me that was one of the symbols. What, what the hell dose a fish have to do with a monster made of spaghetti that created the universe? Supposedly. I just wanted to final se what people thought this thing looked like. So I googled it. got a cite that was promoting the printed gospel of the monster. On the page it had links a photos. I was now disappointed. Ever rendition of the monster looked the same, and while the pirate fish looked cool the crab put me of with its extreme weirdness. So I did a Google image search and they all severity much the same pictures and models.

So this is what I am proposing. Recreate that dame monster make it look either scary, friendly, powerful, nerdy, something he just looks so blah. Even better the church of the pirate fish or not I think to just keep things easy I ill stick with God Jesus and the un-scary Holy ghost.

But in the mean time I will be submitting better images of the spaghetti monster. Keep a look out.