Friday, March 04, 2005

Dead Cake

At school yesterday I was on my way to my locker and then I saw it, it was horrible, it was smashed. It had fell from a terrible distance, so sad it looked vary young but it was mixed. The cake had hit the floor and died instantly. The cake was quite the thing to see it was lying their and everyone looked at it like it was someone who had just been murdered, I have to admit it did look like a crime seen all that was missing was the chalk outline and someone taking pictures. I wish I had a camera, but such is life I think it will make a great April fools prank, and don’t you be trying to steal my idea.

Nasty Old Man

Today I was waiting with a friend at the bus stop. There was an old man waiting there also as I was chatting away she motioned to me with the worse face ever as I turned to look at what she was cringing at. Lo and behold the old man was pushing his dentures in and out of his mouth in the cold I could not believe it was nasty and funny at the same time. Needless to say he eventually fell asleep and didn’t wake up until after the buss pulled away, proving everyone gets theirs in the end so get used to it.

Monday, February 28, 2005

To long without change

My cite was down and I could not make changes for two weeks. I'll be updating you on my life and the crazy people in it, in no more than two days. Also feel free to peruse previous post.