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The B.S. Degree (Ha, Ha. Tisk. Tisk.)

It seams any one can obtain a masters in BS and use it effectively. I find it amusing how people can come to their own conclusions based on almost nothing. You can have a forty year old announce on the bus that (/ 11 was a US government set up and people believe her. She give her view educates her audience on how when a plane crashes it doesn’t disintegrate and if it hit’s a building it leave the shape of the plan on the building. TO be honest it truly takes a degree in Bull Shit to gossip and that is only acquired by years of practice some people spend so much time gossiping that they truly have a PHD in the field of half truths and starting and continuing the whole guess what I saw conversation. It is truly comical when you when you are the innocent listener of two old birds talking about shit that they don’t know anything about like the new car their neighbor has. Don’t know the name model year or make, all they know is its shinny and they are driving it now and wasn’t driving it before. It can however be better. Many of us my find our grand mothers or aunts using us to get the scoop on whets going on in they block To use the car as an example grand mom comes up to you and ask “isn’t that a nice car” you say sure. Grand mom then ask what kind is it I really like that, you innocently tell her all you know about the car then to keep you from telling her unwanted info the gossip starts. “oh so and so just bought that new shinny car and cant take care of their kids “ or they bought that car and wont give their who ever a ride” you think to yourself O.M.G. whey is she telling me this and remind yourself to proceed with caution the next time grand mom who doesn’t drive or want to get her license ask you about cars.

Great New Idea !!!

I want to start an online Zine for guys. The main target will be straight guys who like to shop. So the theme and layout will be something like that of Cargo, or Men’s Health. Nothing to provocative like Maxim or Blender. I want to keep it clean but still fun and interesting. I am seeking three guys to held with the design, layout, and to write articles. Also we will need pics and product reviews everything that will make the perfect online magazine for the guy who likes to shop.

To Get On Board Contact:
Titus_Sheldon@USA.Com

Today's Phobia

Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.

Dont alot of old people have this one?

Any Questions

Today's Phobia

Dikephobia - Fear of justice.

I do not make thies up.

This Is A Must Try

Man: Is there a problem Officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Man: Oh I see. Officer: Can I see your licence please?
Man: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Man: Lost it 4 times for drink driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Man: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Man: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Man: Yes, and I killed the owner.
Officer: You what?
Man: She's in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of his vehicle.

Man: Is there a problem sir?
Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Man: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please.

The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer2: Is this your car sir?
Man: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer2: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car and murdered the owner.
Man: Bet you the lying idiot told you I was speeding, too!

Today's Phobia

Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
This one is more than appropriate.

And no I do not suffer from this, in case some are thing it.
(See Ghetto Girls And Ugly People)

Thought This Was Fascinating

There is not too much that gets me fired up. I am normally a calm and mellow person. I do hate to admit it, but whenever I talk about something that boils my blood, people tend to burst in to laughter halfway through my story. I just don’t know why. It is a pretty common irritation, fashion faux pas. I know I am not the fashion police but there are certain things that people just should not wear. It is almost comical when the wrong top, shoes, belt or socks pulls down an entire ensemble.
There are the classic leave it to the pros colors that you just may not mix, such as pink and orange, blue and green, black and blue, and my favorite, rainbow. I find it really unfortunate when someone steps out their house and honestly feels that they look like a cover model while wearing every possible color they could. Some times mornings are rough and things do not go as planned, so it is always safe to go with an outfit almost the same color or something that you think is boring. You can never go wrong with something such as a black or white top with black or kaki pants as long as you must remember to were black socks with black shoes or it is ruined.
The classic outfit bring down is non other than, the white sock, shivers. White socks should never be worn unless you absolutely cannot avoid it or you are wearing sneakers. I have seen this one way to many times. It is vary disappointing to catch gentlemen wherein a suite, nice tie, well pressed shirt and (Oh No!) white socks. You can ask any corporate professional or even lady and they will all tell you the same thing “Its not good.”
Then of course there are accessories or furnishings for men. These little accent pieces can become the focal point of any bad outfit. Many times these are the first things people notice so that they can negate a good out fit. This is why the experts say, “A belt, bracelet, watch, necklace, or set of earrings can make or break an out fit.” If corporate woman is caught wherein all black with those sexy black stilettos, a delicate pearl necklace and on of those $1.99 star wars talking watches from Burger King she immediately becomes the talk of the office in the second worst way possible. But lets say my fun loving boss who wears kakis and button down shirts with the different company logos came in one day wherein Hawaiian gear, no one would think ill of him. He is having fun that is, as long as he is not wherein black socks and sandals.
Many people think they can dress like the stars but have you seen a lot of the junk the Black Eyed Peas where or that white puffy thing Aretha Franklin wore to an awards show three years ago. Stick to the basics and you cannot go wrong, you just might even get a compliment.

Today's Phobia

Bogyphobia - Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.
The Bogeyman? Could someone explain what the hell that is.


Growing up I heard allot about him but never knew why he should be feared or what he may look like.

Friend or Not a Friend? HHHMMM

Ok its MySpace, the most popular way to stay connected and learn about people you don’t get to see or talk to on a regular basis. To be honest it is how I managed to keep most of my friends. To be honest my friends from Inndwelling and SMDP find this to be the best way to keep each other updated on the happenings of our lives.

However this MySpace is not foolproof there is the drawback of not knowing someone’s account name and chances are they chose not to fill out the real name section ,spelled their names some funky kind of way, or my favorite ,when you do a search on their real name you got a zillion other people with the same name.

I bet you think I am about to tell you some little secret on how to get around these drawbacks but HA HA I don’t blog about tech stuff and give out tips unless I am truly impressed with how it makes life easier.

My point behind all of this, the whole MySpace thing can be disappointing and sometimes in the worst way possible. It is how I have been able to figure out who was my friend in real life and who wasn’t. It also helped me find stuff out about people, things that you would normally call and tell all your friends about, lol, I didn’t get a call. And I normally get this. “yeah I talked to so and so and he is doing this” Then I say “why didn’t he tell me?’ And it ends with “Well He put it on MySpace.” Well what the hell, I thought he or she and I were friends, close enough that they would call and tell me shit. I don’t know maybe its just me, maybe my generation just don’t see the need for the telephone, and that if you cant do it through a computer it doesn’t need to be done. But if that were so why dose everyone have a cell phone?

Today's Phobia

Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.
Or Normality.
Go See

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Normal People Worry Me

Its Ok I am Not Obsessed With it, I Dont Think.

Here is an odd question. Why do they make everything that you can think of bubble gum flavored, ice pops Hugs, hard candy and even ChapStik but no bubble gum flavored Kool-Aid . It has been known that people love the bubble gum flavor but the makers of Kool-Aid have not caught on to this. They keep experimenting with all these other flavors but refuse to try the basic bubble gum. It doesn’t make since. Oh Well.

Another odd bubble gum question why dose every bubble gum flavor have a name except the standard flavor. Its not plain gum because it actually dose have a flavor despite that is what we call it. And why isn’t their a plaine flavor gum. I mean gum that has no flavor to begin with. It would get rid of that whole disappointed factor that goes with extended chewing. You know that moment when you realize that your gum has suddenly lost flavor. I would buy it because you would get what you paid for and it would taste the same from beginning to end ….. Hopefully.

As you can imagine I love gum and who ever created it was a genius. Yes I know all the stories and ledgens about gum. I even know the true story but I am not here to give out trivia I am here to entertain with my titillating opinions.

Here is a cool time line about gum
http://inventors.about.com/od/gstartinventions/a/gum.htm
Don’t say I didn’t throw you a bone

Heres a thought!

Hey you got i an idea of something you want me to talk about on here or just want some advice? Email or call me. Victorsbii@gmail.com 1-484-461=7158

Disappointingly Ugly!

Ok I don’t know hoe popular he is but word of him happened to grace upon my ears. I though it was all a joke and paid it no heed but then I herd about him, or it, again so I mentioned to it to someone finally who informed that that there are groups of people who believe that the universe was created by a giant glob of spaghetti with the ability to fly.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster, WOW how incredible. I hated to admit it but with no further knowledge of it I kind of wanted to believe it my self. I joked around at work with a guy who informed me that their was an actual church of the spaghetti monster. Some how he jokingly thought I may have been a member. You know its one of those thing that if you believe it then you are in the club.

So what did I do I allowed my curiosity to take me online. The guy had a pirate fish as his desktop wallpaper.. I asked what was with the fish and he told me that was one of the symbols. What, what the hell dose a fish have to do with a monster made of spaghetti that created the universe? Supposedly. I just wanted to final se what people thought this thing looked like. So I googled it. got a cite that was promoting the printed gospel of the monster. On the page it had links a photos. I was now disappointed. Ever rendition of the monster looked the same, and while the pirate fish looked cool the crab put me of with its extreme weirdness. So I did a Google image search and they all severity much the same pictures and models.

So this is what I am proposing. Recreate that dame monster make it look either scary, friendly, powerful, nerdy, something he just looks so blah. Even better the church of the pirate fish or not I think to just keep things easy I ill stick with God Jesus and the un-scary Holy ghost.

But in the mean time I will be submitting better images of the spaghetti monster. Keep a look out.

Question?

Should i chang the pic in my profile? Ineed to know.

Quote of the Day

Mr. O'Neill:"You know what they say: A spoonfull of sugar helps the medicine go down!"
Jane:"Not if you're diabetic."
-From Daria Episode "Arts 'n' Crass."

Update for the Fans or Fan LOL

Ok so it has been a vary long time that ii have updated my blog. I had made several promises to try and update this thing on some kind of regular bases but it never seemed to have happened. To all honest I had just given up on the whole blogging thing until i talked to my friend Boima today. He informed that he really did like a couple of my post i didn't get into the detail as to why but hey i really no longer have an excuse. I recently bought a lap top so I can now take a computer where ever I go. Who knows this whole blog thing may actually become a really cool hobby for me.

I think it is best to give every one an update on me. When I first started my blog I was working at ACME Market in the Deli department. I was an okay job until in June a new general manager was hired. He was for lack of the perfect word an ass hole. I could not stand him and despite his efforts his dislike of me was vary apparent no longer liked my job and my hours were being cut so I went in search of a better job. It was a slow hunt it wasn't like I didn't have a job so i was not so aggressive in finding another one.

Back in march and April i interned at an advertising agency, despite how boring it was i liked it and that is how i decided on a major for college. When my internship was over i was told to keep in touch over the summer incase some other projects came up that i could help with. I told my mother what they had said so when i informed her that i was in search of a new or second job she told me to give them a call. So what did i do? I procrastinated, but i eventually game them a call which turned out to be perfect timing. The woman i had interned for was no pregnant and could not lift heavy boxes. She needed someone to handle the promotional mailings, and i already knew how to use the equipment. she eventually called me back and was hired part time. it was perfect no set schedule as time to be in just that i came on Tuesday and Friday. i was hired at seven dollars an hour and my checks from their were more than my checks at acme where i made 0 cents more and worked more hours all that too an err with my union dues that made me have to pay double for a year.

Well i worked in that job for from the end of august until mid October when I was hired full time as a customer service rep thanks to Brenda sharp. She was the lead for the department and forced me to be friends with her. I couldn’t help it she was funny and intelligent. Her in your face humor always left you wanting more. She had told me a position was open and asked if I wanted to put a word in for me. She did and the next week I was offered the job. the next day I accepted and turned my resignation to acme thank god I only had to give one weeks notice. My manager worked it out so that Thursday was my last day and I started my first full time job.

ok so some of you may ask what about school. well due to financial reasons I took the first semester off. I did start full time as a night student at DCCC came that January.

So as it stands now I am a full time employee at EDU Directories and a full time student at DCCC. I have my own apartment, I moved in the same day I turned 20 but that’s another story that oddly enough parallels with how I got my new job. but that is for tomorrow.

That Sucks

Ummmm Any Questions.

Happy New Year

Happy New Year to every one soyy i am still working on the new content format.