Today is the official "Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday"
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about?
SLAP THEM!
Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?
SLAP THEM!
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?
SLAP THEM!
Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?
SLAP THEM!
Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce today as "SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!"
These are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS NOT MANDATORY! But, after you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" can be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and hey, do have a great day .
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