Saturday, January 15, 2005

"Ofisily' Stupid

What can possibly be said about the intellectually challenged in one word… A LOT! The way that someone can honestly and whole-heartedly dumb, Stupid, idiotic, unintelligent, moronic, and non-interesting is most humorous, mainly because they don’t know and try to prove other wise. Foe example I know these two people that really don’t know shit about cooking and even less about baking, but they will have the nerve to sit down and try to figure out what is in what ever they are eating. Each and every time they get it wrong they think nutmeg is cinnamon and salt taste like nutmeg what dumb Asses. They shall remain nameless.

Then there is my favorite type of unintelligent people the “Worldly Type” those that don’t know shit about shit but incessantly about the “meaning” of every thing. The best part is watching their facial expressions when they are taking. My favorite is to change my face to look confused, interested, bored, and pissed off among many other facial expressions to see how the conversation shifts and to how he or she “corrects” themselves usually by the end of the conversation I have someone that knows about the topic at hand and watch as the true facts are laid out. The person normally tries to agree and confirm what he knows matches what is true.

Now that’s what I call entertainment!

Basically what is to be said is true dumb people are for smarter peoples’ entertainment not to make us feel smarter but to give us a really good laugh. Try it the possibilities are endless. Also never argue true dumb people never admit they are wrong the already know “everything.”

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